Jane Heller

New York Times and USA Today Bestselling Author

  • About
    • Bio
    • FAQ
  • Publications
    • Books
      • Romantic Comedies
      • Caregiving
      • Baseball
      • TV Tie-In
    • Articles
  • Blogs
    • Mainly Jane
    • Confessions of a She-Fan
  • Media
    • Videos
    • Audio
    • Press
    • Press Materials/Three Blonde Mice
  • Speaking
  • Contact

The Whole Wild Card Business

November 17, 2011

Selig announced the addition of two Wild Card teams today. Not sure when the new plan will go into effect (I think he said it could be as early as next year) and whether there will be a one-game playoff between them or a full-on series that would take baseball into November or December or the End Of Time.

I hate all this. I’m not a fan of the Wild Card system to begin with, but adding two more teams to the mix makes me crazy. Why? Because, as the article on MLB.com, states:

The new format means that 10 of the 30 teams will make the postseason.

Yup, that’s the part that gets me fuming. What’s special about a postseason in which virtually one third of the teams play in it? I understand that having more playoff teams means more excitement for the fans in those markets and more money for the teams/broadcast networks, but doesn’t all this dilute the integrity of the sport?

I know, I know. Other sports have multi-tiered playoff systems, but baseball isn’t just another sport. Not to me. I liked it the way it was. Bah humbug.

Filed Under: Confessions of a She-Fan Tagged With: Baseball, Bud Selig, playoffs, postseason, Wild Card teams

Hiding Out To Hear The Game

April 24, 2011

It’s about a two-hour drive from Santa Barbara to L.A., where I went for Easter dinner at my friend Rhonda’s (the same friend who hosts Thanksgiving every year). Before I left the house, I watched the Yankees jump out to their 3-0 lead over the O’s, saw Garcia’s remarkable performance, wondered why he couldn’t stay in to pitch the seventh, and groaned when Joba gave up those two runs.

“We’d better go,” I said to Michael, looking at my watch. “There could be traffic. We don’t want to be late.”

He agreed and we turned off the TV and listened to the game in the car. There we were,  cruising down the 101 Freeway with no traffic whatsoever, when Mo blew the save.

“Can you pull over?” I said to Michael. “I have to barf.”

Just kidding. I didn’t say anything. I was too stunned. Yes, I realize that Mo goes through these little spells, especially early in the season, but they’re not fun to experience.

And then came the rain in Baltimore.

“What if they don’t resume play for hours?” I said, knowing we’d be at Rhonda’s soon. “I don’t want to miss a single pitch.”

“Out of our control,” said Michael, who can be annoyingly sensible at times.

The rain delay turned out to be fairly short, as rain delays go, and the game resumed with Cano at the plate in the top of the 11th. The only problem was that we had just pulled onto Rhonda’s street.

“We can’t go in!” I hissed as we neared her house. “Let’s just park and wait until it’s over. Nobody will see us.”

“The game could last for fifteen innings,” Michael pointed out. I think he was hungry. Rhonda always has a feast and he probably had visions of Easter lamb dancing around in his head.

“I’m not going in there until the final out,” I said. “We’ll be fashionably late.”

We parked.

You know the rest. The Yankees scored three, thanks to our bats and the Orioles’ sloppiness – and both Boone Logan and Buddy Carlyle (two of the best baseball player names around) took care of business in the bottom of the inning. Nice win for the boys.

“Can we please go now?” said Michael.

“But there’s the post-game show and I want to  -”

He ignored me and drove. I was so happy about the result of the game that I bounded inside when we arrived at Rhonda’s. I was all geared up for the usual insults about the Yanks from Mary Ann, the Dodgers fan and Yankees hater, but Rhonda smartly seated us at opposite ends of the long table.

There she is by the window, looking at me and wishing she could work in a crack about my team. No such luck. Instead, I smiled and waved, secure in the knowledge that my team, unlike hers, hadn’t just been taken over by Bug Selig.

Filed Under: Confessions of a She-Fan Tagged With: Boone Logan Buddy Carlyle, Bud Selig, Dodgers, Easter, Freddy Garcia, Mariano Rivera, Orioles, Robinson Cano, Yankees

Bartolo Is Like A Fine Wine

April 20, 2011

(courtesy: dobianchi.com)

He seems to get better with age. He’s certainly more robust.

Photo: Al Bello/Getty Images North America

Who cares if he has three chins? Not me. He pitched like a dream tonight against the Jays – just the start we haven’t been able to get out of anyone except CC. He ran out of gas at the end there, but did anyone seriously expect him to last as long as he did? No dead arm on his bod. He was terrific, mostly.

And how about that offense from Tex, Grandy and Martin, in particular? Andruw Jones didn’t exactly impress in his at bats, but he made a really nice catch in left and gave Gardner a night to contemplate – I don’t know – the art of the bunt? I’d like to be able to say, “Wow. How great was Jeter,” but it’s still not happening for the captain. Not yet. But it will. It will. Right, people?

Soriano gave me a heart attack with the leadoff walk in the ninth, but I figured he’d be okay in that dome. After all, it’s not all that different from the Trop where he never had to worry about catching cold.

P.S. Now that MLB has taken control of the Dodgers (poor Donnie), how long before Selig announces that Torre will be the team’s interim chief? Any bets?

Filed Under: Confessions of a She-Fan Tagged With: Andruw Jones, Bartolo Colon, Blue Jays, Brett Gardner, Bud Selig, Curtis Granderson, Derek Jeter, Dodgers, Joe Torre, Mark Teixeira, Rafael Soriano, Russell Martin, Yankees

Far Be It From Me To Stick Up For The Red Sox But…

March 1, 2011

Should Major League Baseball have fined Sox owner John Henry $500,000 for criticizing the sport’s revenue-sharing policy in a Boston Globe interview? Really? That’s what happened according to ESPN.

In 2009, Henry told the newspaper that seven “chronically uncompetitive teams” received over $1 billion. “Who except these teams can think this is a good idea?” he asked.

Half a million dollars is a lot of money for a comment that wasn’t exactly a tirade. I mean all the guy did was say he doesn’t like the system. And he isn’t alone. Our boy, the Hankster, has taken his shots at revenue sharing.

“At some point, if you don’t want to worry about teams in minor markets, don’t put teams in minor markets, or don’t leave teams in minor markets if they’re truly minor,” Steinbrenner said. “Socialism, communism, whatever you want to call it, is never the answer.”

I don’t think Hank got fined for that gem, but the Yankees got a lecture from the commish.

Personally, I don’t think revenue sharing is such a bad idea. It levels the playing field, so to speak. What I’m against is people not being allowed to voice their opinions. Are we living in a police state? Surely MLB won’t crumble if a few owners grumble. (I love rhyming. Sorry.) All this censoring and fining and shushing people makes me uncomfortable.

Moving on, tomorrow’s game will be televised so we’ll all get to take our first look at the hopefully new and improved A.J. Burnett. I hope he doesn’t hit anybody, but just in case I’d advise the opposition to dress appropriately.

AP Photo/Ian Holding

Filed Under: Confessions of a She-Fan Tagged With: A.J. Burnett, Bud Selig, Hank Steinbrenner, John Henry, Major League Baseball, Red Sox, revenue sharing, Yankees

Search

Archives

Food and recipes

  • Epicurious
  • Food Network
  • Seriously Simple

Hollywood

  • Company Town
  • Deadline Hollywood
  • The Bold and the Beautiful
  • The Envelope
  • The Film Geek Confidential
  • The Vulture Pages
  • The Wrap

My California Writing Buddies

  • Ciji Ware
  • Deborah Hutchison
  • Gayle Lynds
  • Jenna McCarthy
  • Laurie Burrows Grad
  • Margo Candela
  • Melodie Johnson Howe
  • Starshine Roshell

My New Connecticut Writing Buddies

  • Lauren Lipton
  • Marie Bostwick

News, politics, pop culture

  • The Daily Beast
  • The Huffington Post

Writing and publishing

  • eBookNewser
  • GalleyCat
  • Gawker
  • Publishers Lunch
  • Publishers Weekly

Follow Me!

  • Jane Heller on Goodreads
  • Jane Heller on Pinterest
  • Jane Heller on Facebook
  • Jane Heller on Twitter

Get in touch!

I’d love to hear from you! Contact me!

About Jane Heller

Jane Heller is a New York Times and USA Today bestselling author. Her fourteen breezy, witty novels of romantic comedy and suspense are now entertaining millions of readers around the world, along with her two books of nonfiction.

Copyright © 2021 Jane Heller