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Why Even Pitch to Ortiz?

May 9, 2016

AP Photo/Kathy Willens
AP Photo/Kathy Willens

I’ve never understood the Yankees’ strategy against David Ortiz, who hits homers at Yankee Stadium the way I hit this computer to write about it, which is to say: a lot. Last night’s two homers in the series finale against Boston was a case in point. Severino, who hasn’t exactly been Cy Young this year and will probably be sent back to the minors, is over-matched when facing a guy like Ortiz. So why not walk him?

Moreover, why not walk the guy every time he’s up? He kills the Yankees – particularly at the Stadium, as I said – so isn’t it a waste of everybody’s time to sit there and watch him go deep?

Ok, rant over.

Now I’ll start on the Yankees’ inability to hit knuckleballers. Aside from Tim Wakefield in his later years, knuckleball pitchers baffle Yankees hitters and Steven Wright, last night’s starter for Boston, was no exception. We managed – what – a measly three hits? I’m not saying it’s easy to hit a ball that’s dancing all over the place, but there must be videotape to watch, tips from the hitting coach, something. Having said that, why don’t the Yanks have a knuckleballer of their own?

And what’s up with all the injuries? Last night’s casualty was Darlin’ Starlin with an oblique. Sigh.

On a brighter note, the first two games of this series ended in victory for the Yankees, and it seemed as if they were finally getting on track. Maybe whoever’s healthy will be inspired against the Royals in the series that starts tonight. KC is a really good team, obviously. Sometimes the Yankees play up to the competition. I’m hoping this series will be one of those times since I’ll be at the Stadium on Wednesday night and don’t really want to shiver in the cold and see them lose.

Filed Under: Confessions of a She-Fan Tagged With: David Ortiz, Luis Severino, Red Sox, Starlin Castro, Steven Wright, Yankees

Apparently, This Was More Entertaining Than Our Game

July 28, 2013

David Ortiz smashes phone

Gone batty: David Ortiz ejected after arguing balls and strikes, destroys bullpen phone
By Mark Townsend | Big League Stew/Yahoo Sports

Boston Red Sox designed hitter David Ortiz officially flipped his lid on Saturday night.
After striking out in the seventh inning against Jairo Asencio, Ortiz turned his attention to home plate umpire Tim Timmons to argue a 3-0 strike call earlier in the at-bat. To Timmons’ credit, he let Ortiz show him up by pointing to his helmet — indicating he felt the pitch in question was too high — and give him an earful all the way back to the dugout without reacting. In most cases, Ortiz’s actions constitute an immediate ejection, but Timmons was willing to move on had he dropped his case peacefully.
Instead, Ortiz went bonkers and ended up smashing the bullpen phone in the visiting dugout at Camden Yards into smithereens with his bat.
Ortiz’s violent meltdown didn’t really fall under the entertainment category. It was actually very dangerous and a little scary as shrapnel from the bat and phone flew all over the dugout. In fact, some of the shrapnel nearly took a chunk out of teammate Dustin Pedroia.

And that didn’t sit well with the veteran second baseman.
Cooler heads prevailed in that case, and thankfully nobody in the dugout was injured as a result of Ortiz’s recklessness.
It was at this point that Timmons finally gave him the thumb, which was met with this very scary look.
With the dust and particles now settled, I think it’s safe to say a suspension will be coming Ortiz’s way in the coming days. It probably won’t be a lengthy ban, but it’s a good time to send another reminder that such violent outbursts can’t and won’t be tolerated by Major League Baseball.
Fortunately for the Red Sox, a suspension is the only thing they have to worry about right now. That’s s much better outcome than setting a timetable for Pedroia’s return had one of those pieces of shrapnel found its way into his eye.

In our game, on the other hand, the Yankees went down to the Rays without a whimper, wasting a superb performance by Ivan Nova. What an awful season this has been. It’ll be nice to see Jeter in the lineup, if only as a reminder of what might have been.

 

Filed Under: Confessions of a She-Fan Tagged With: David Ortiz, Ivan Nova, Rays, Red Sox, Yankees

On Fenway Eve…

July 5, 2012

It seems that Red Sox slugger David Ortiz has been generating buzz with his comments to USA Today (he said he found it “humiliating” and “embarrassing” that the Sox haven’t offered him a new contract, among other things).

Boston.com’s Pete Abraham wrote a fair-minded post today about the situation. It’s worth a read. What’s interesting to note is that Cashman isn’t in favor of negotiating contracts in mid-season any more than the Sox’s management is.

Ortiz has a good point — and a good contract

By Peter Abraham, Globe Staff

David Ortiz found another sympathetic listener. Here’s what he told USA Today:

“If you go crazy and give contracts to whoever comes along despite not knowing how they’re going to do, then you don’t give me my due consideration, even though I do my thing every year, (expletive) that. I’m going to be open to anything. My mentality is not going to be, ‘I like it here.’ It’s going to be, ‘Bring it to the table, and we’ll see what happens.’ ” Ortiz also called being being offered arbitration last winter, “humiliating” and “embarrassing.”

At last count, Ortiz has said these exact words — or words to this effect — four times since the start of spring training.

Who can blame him? He has carried the Red Sox on his back all season and when he looks around the clubhouse he sees assorted underachievers and/or malcontents who have been given long-term contracts. Ortiz has every right to be sore about his one-year deal even if it is worth $14.575 million.

But whether he cares to admit it or not, the Red Sox did him a huge favor when they offered him arbitration. That offer essentially assured Ortiz would get a significant raise from 2011 (it proved to be 16.6 percent) and freed him from having to go on the free agent market and shop himself around.

This was explained to Ortiz by his agent, Fernando Cuza, and that was why he accepted the offer of arbitration.

It’s also why, when it’s all said and done, Ortiz should hope the Red Sox offer him arbitration again. Because the alternative would not be to his liking.

Ortiz is the best designated hitter in the game. But he is a designated hitter. That limits his market to the American League.

Only a handful of AL teams still use a traditional DH. The Red Sox (Ortiz), the Royals (Billy Butler) and the White Sox (Adam Dunn) are three of them. Toronto has Edwin Encarnacion and Texas their own aging team icon in Michael Young.

Most teams, including the Yankees, see the DH as a way to give position players a little break. Joe Girardi has used Alex Rodriguez as the DH 20 times, Raul Ibanez 14 times, Andruw Jones 13 times and Eric Chavez 11 times. Even Derek Jeter has DH’d nine times.

The Yanks are paying Ibanez, Jones and Chavez a combined $4 million. New York is getting an .871 OPS out if the DH spot. That’s the second-best in the league.

With their expensive older players, there is little chance the Yankees would give Ortiz a two-year deal worth $28 million. Or even $20 million.

Ortiz also will be 37 in November. That’s well past the expiration date for most players. And while he has done an admirable job of getting in better shape, that will be harder to do as he gets older.

Look at Vladimir Guerrero. He’s 37 and on the street. Johnny Damon couldn’t do better than short money from Cleveland in May. He’s 38. Hideki Matsui, 38, had to prove himself in the minors before the Rays threw him a few bucks.

The market for aging DHs is an unfriendly one. Yes, Ortiz is clearly the best around. But teams have learned that in the post-steroid, post-amphetamine era, young, athletic players are the key.

Had Ortiz declined arbitration last winter, the Red Sox would have told him to go shop around for a deal. He would have found one year, $10 million tops. If that. They did him a favor by offering him arbitration and I suspect that came from John Henry out of sentiment. Ben Cherington probably argued for trying to sign him for less.

Other than the Orioles, and even that’s a stretch, it’s hard to name one team that would make a significant financial outlay for Ortiz in 2013. Outside of the Red Sox, of course.

Ortiz should be offended that the Red Sox have showered money on players who will never remotely mean what he does to the franchise. But contracts are a simple matter of supply and demand. Teams want young outfielders, first basemen and pitchers. Teams aren’t looking to spend money on designated hitters in their late 30s.

Ortiz has made his point and it’s a good one. In a perfect world, the Sox would gather up the money they wasted and give it to the players who deserve it.

But sometimes life is unfair and you still get $14.575 million and a private jet to the All-Star Game.

Ortiz can surely find more sympathy if he wants it. But what the Red Sox need right now is leadership, home runs and RBIs. If he still wants to walk at the end of the season, that’s his right and good luck to him.

But in the end, when he looks at his options, Ortiz may find Fenway Park isn’t so bad after all.

Filed Under: Confessions of a She-Fan Tagged With: David Ortiz, Red Sox, Yankees

Different Paths For Our Tormenters

December 4, 2011

Photo: AP/Winslow Townson

There was a time when the sight of the above twosome made me squirm. I would literally hide my eyes when they came up to hit against us.

But those times are over.

Manny wants to make a comeback, apparently, and there are two reasons why any team would be foolish to sign him:

1) He’s a multiple PED offender and hasn’t fully served his suspension.
2) He’s not good anymore.

As for Ortiz, he did make a comeback last season and, despite his advancing age and inability to do more than DH, I think he still has value. If I had to bet, I’d say he’ll end up back in Boston.

Meanwhile, Cashman (between rappellings – is that even a word?) said we don’t have a pressing need for anybody and the prices are too high. Lalalalala. Noesi seems poised to be 2012’s Ivan Nova. That would be fine with me – if he’s ready. I haven’t seen evidence that he is.

 

 

Filed Under: Confessions of a She-Fan Tagged With: Brian Cashman, David Ortiz, Hector Noesi, Manny Ramirez, Red Sox, Yankees

That Was Not Fun To Watch

August 31, 2011

Photo: Getty Images

And by “that,” I mean everything that happened after the Yankees scored five runs giving Hughes a lead over the Sox and Josh Beckett. (Yup, I got the power back in my house this afternoon and I’m happy about that, at least.)

It was so distressing to see Hughes hand the lead right back. But here’s who else was distressing:

Varitek.

Ellsbury.

Ortiz.

Logan.

Ayala.

Tex. (Sorry, but I’m tired of his pop-ups.)

And, of course, Beckett, who probably bores opposing hitters to death the way he takes forever to release the ball. I wouldn’t blame anybody for falling asleep waiting for him to pitch.

Here’s who was not distressing:

Jeter.

Cano.

Chavez.

Nunez.

I wish I were a bigger Phil Hughes fan. He didn’t pitch horribly. I just have no confidence when he’s on the mound. Girardi’s post-game comment – “I thought Hughes threw the ball pretty decent tonight” – didn’t inspire confidence either. “Pretty decent” isn’t good enough in a tight pennant race.

Filed Under: Confessions of a She-Fan Tagged With: Boone Logan, David Ortiz, Jacoby Ellsbury, Jason Varitek, Josh Beckett, Luis Ayala, Phil Hughes, Red Sox, Yankees

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Jane Heller is a New York Times and USA Today bestselling author. Her fourteen breezy, witty novels of romantic comedy and suspense are now entertaining millions of readers around the world, along with her two books of nonfiction.

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