Jane Heller

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I’m So Excited….I Just Can’t Hide It

OK, you don’t have to actually watch the video. Just let the song play while you read this post.

Tomorrow it begins.

Tomorrow our long wait for baseball is over.

Tomorrow we get to see our Yankees in the Bronx.

Tomorrow we get to watch Mussina throw out the first pitch. (I wish Andy were throwing it, but whatever.)

Tomorrow we get to see how well our guys play in snow. (Maybe.)

Tomorrow we get to hear the ESPN guys talk about the following:

  1. Our payroll.
  2. The fact that we didn’t sign Cliff Lee.
  3. The Red Sox being the favorites to win it all.
  4. The Barry Bonds trial and the court appearances of two former Yankees.

I’ll be hitting the mute button for that last part or maybe there should be a drinking game every time they mention Cliff Lee?

Anyhow, to those who’ll be at the game… bundle up and enjoy. To those who’ll be watching on TV with me…I’ll wave to you. To those who’ll be listening on the radio…let me know what John Sterling comes up with for a Russell Martin home run call.

I'm So Excited….I Just Can't Hide It

OK, you don’t have to actually watch the video. Just let the song play while you read this post.

Tomorrow it begins.

Tomorrow our long wait for baseball is over.

Tomorrow we get to see our Yankees in the Bronx.

Tomorrow we get to watch Mussina throw out the first pitch. (I wish Andy were throwing it, but whatever.)

Tomorrow we get to see how well our guys play in snow. (Maybe.)

Tomorrow we get to hear the ESPN guys talk about the following:

  1. Our payroll.
  2. The fact that we didn’t sign Cliff Lee.
  3. The Red Sox being the favorites to win it all.
  4. The Barry Bonds trial and the court appearances of two former Yankees.

I’ll be hitting the mute button for that last part or maybe there should be a drinking game every time they mention Cliff Lee?

Anyhow, to those who’ll be at the game… bundle up and enjoy. To those who’ll be watching on TV with me…I’ll wave to you. To those who’ll be listening on the radio…let me know what John Sterling comes up with for a Russell Martin home run call.

Talk About An “I Don’t Care Moment”

I was perusing MLB’s home page tonight and saw the story about Bonds’ perjury trial; it begins Monday. Does anyone still care about Bonds or whether he committed perjury?

Well, let me rephrase. I care as someone might care on a distant galaxy – far, far away.

This case just seems very old and well past its expiration date. Why? Because we already know the following:

  1. Guys used steroids.
  2. Guys lied about using steroids.
  3. Not all the guys used steroids, but a lot of them did.
  4. The guys who did use steroids may or may not get into the Hall of Fame.

Isn’t that it in a nutshell? What more is there to say?

P.S. In Yankees news, A.J. Burnett was the Bad A.J. today. I’m not giving up on him though. Not entirely.

Talk About An "I Don't Care Moment"

I was perusing MLB’s home page tonight and saw the story about Bonds’ perjury trial; it begins Monday. Does anyone still care about Bonds or whether he committed perjury?

Well, let me rephrase. I care as someone might care on a distant galaxy – far, far away.

This case just seems very old and well past its expiration date. Why? Because we already know the following:

  1. Guys used steroids.
  2. Guys lied about using steroids.
  3. Not all the guys used steroids, but a lot of them did.
  4. The guys who did use steroids may or may not get into the Hall of Fame.

Isn’t that it in a nutshell? What more is there to say?

P.S. In Yankees news, A.J. Burnett was the Bad A.J. today. I’m not giving up on him though. Not entirely.

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Jane Heller is a New York Times and USA Today bestselling author. Her fourteen breezy, witty novels of romantic comedy and suspense are now entertaining millions of readers around the world, along with her two books of nonfiction.