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Sanchez’s Return Was Not a Happy One

April 26, 2019

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That look is the same look that’s on my face right now. Not to be too greedy about it, but the Yankees had a chance for a four-game sweep of the Angels last night. Tanaka couldn’t hold the lead, giving up homers and walking guys, but the day before Sanchez came off the IL only to strike out a bazillion times and commit an error. Last night he was 0-3 with a walk and was charged with a passed ball.

I know, he’s probably rusty having just come back from an injury. But he was a defensive liability even when healthy. Just not my favorite player, what can I say.

Still, the Yankees did a great job beating the Angels with guys like Wade and Tauchman and Urshela. And now they’ve signed Curtis Maybin, who’s way past his prime, but could be reenergized in pinstripes and be a help in the depleted outfield.

Right now, the best thing the Yanks can do is tread water until Stanton and Judge come back, which won’t be anytime soon, sadly.

Filed Under: Confessions of a She-Fan Tagged With: Angels, Curtis Maybin, Gary Sanchez, Masahiro Tanaka, Yankees

Playing the Twins Is Such Fun

April 27, 2018

The Yankees do have a great record against Minnesota, but the four-game sweep was heaven, especially yesterday’s come-from-behind walk-off win courtesy of Gary Sanchez. Wow.

Other than having to suffer through another mediocre and frustrating outing by Sonny Gray and some bullpen wobbles, the Yanks were stellar. I really hope their momentum will carry over to their west coast trip that starts tonight and won’t be watched by me (I’ll be asleep – bad fan). The Angels have always been tough customers, so let’s see what their new crop of players will produce.

Whoever stays up to watch tonight has to report in. It’s a rule!

Filed Under: Confessions of a She-Fan Tagged With: Angels, Gary Sanchez, Sonny Gray, Twins, Yankees

Horrors!

June 22, 2017

The Yankees won ONE measly game in the home series against the Angels. ONE game. Tonight’s loss in the three-game finale was especially pathetic. It doesn’t matter how many homers Aaron Judge hits this season if the defense is rotten and the pitching is mediocre. The Angels are not having a good year, but you’d never know it during their games against the slumping Yanks.

What to make of all these losses? Is this the team we have, the one that’s been coughing up wins for the other side? Or is the winning team we saw early in the season the genuine article? I don’t know at this point. I don’t think even Girardi knows. Do we have guys who are hurt? Sure. Every team does. It would be great to have CC, Warren, Ellsbury and Bird back. I wouldn’t mind a lights-out Tanaka either. But as hard as Carter has been working on his hitting – and he got his hits tonight – he’s not the answer at first base. Holliday would be a better option except for one thing: he’s our DH. And Sanchez. Is he a good enough catcher? Is he? I don’t know.

Next up is Texas, another team that’s been having it rough so far. We should be able to beat them at the Stadium. Will we? I have no idea.

Signed, Frustrated in CT.

Filed Under: Confessions of a She-Fan Tagged With: Angels, Rangers, Yankees

Swept by the A’s. The Indignity!

June 18, 2017

What a miserable, miserable road trip. The Yanks won one measly game – the opener out West against the Angels – and after that? Nothing but losses. What’s more, CC landed on the DL with a strained hamstring, Sanchez and Hicks got banged up with what are being called “day to day” injuries and Holliday was down yesterday with some sort of allergic reaction. (Yes, he rebounded nicely today with a homer, but still.) Even Torres, the phenom in the minors, got hurt.

And then there’s Tanaka. He was back to “bad Tanaka” – giving up the long ball despite striking out batters. What a head scratcher he is this season. Nobody’s pitching really well at the moment.

Will a little home cooking do the trick and reverse the skid? Or was this team due for a wakeup call? Baseball is a long haul and I didn’t think the Yanks would win every game (despite my fantasy). I just didn’t expect an actual losing streak of this length.

I blame myself. I bought and wore my Judge jersey and ate Audrey’s Judge cookies. It’s all my fault.

Filed Under: Confessions of a She-Fan Tagged With: A's, Angels, Yankees

Boo Hiss

June 15, 2017

After so much winning, it stinks to lose a series. And it particularly stinks to wake up from a deep sleep, check  the Yankees score and find out all was not well in Anaheim. The Yanks dropped two of the three games, losing CC in the process to a strained hamstring. That one really bothered me because he’s pitched so well and has been such a big reason why the Yankees have continued to win. Now we’re stuck with kids I’ve never heard of. Maybe one or even two will rise to the occasion – it’s possible – but more likely that the Yanks will limp along like CC until he’s recovered and back on the mound.

Pineda got knocked around last night but at least he’s healthy. The problem throughout the series was missed opportunities, runners left on base and some crucial defensive errors. I hope they can regroup in Oakland so this road trip doesn’t turn really sour. I mean, Aaron Judge came up with a chance last night to put the Yanks in the win column. Instead, he failed. Maybe he’s not Superman after all – at least not for every at bat.

Filed Under: Confessions of a She-Fan Tagged With: Aaron Judge, Angels, CC Sabathia, Yankees

The Baby Bombers Continue to Impress

August 22, 2016

 

Photo:  Newsday / J. Conrad Williams Jr.
Photo: Newsday / J. Conrad Williams Jr.

Gary Sanchez is not a fluke. Since he was called up, all he’s done is hit, whether as DH or as catcher. He was instrumental in both wins in Anaheim against the Angels, Friday and Saturday night, and has made himself an essential part of “the New Yankees.” It was too late for me to watch the Angels series here on the East Coast, but I loved waking up and reading about the wins and how Sanchez played a role in each one.

Ditto: Aaron Judge, Ronald Torreyes, Luis Cessa and Chad Green. Judge continued his offense. Torreyes, though little used, got his chance at third base when Headley got hurt and took advantage of it. Cessa pitched brilliantly on Saturday night. And Green was terrific last night but received no run support.

All the fuss about the kids isn’t to say we haven’t gotten better play out of the veterans. Both Ellsbury and Gardner made spectacular leaping grabs in the outfield. Tanaka pitched well on Friday night. And McCann contributed a homer.

I was hoping the Yanks would sweep the Angels, a bad team this year, but it wasn’t to be, and last night’s loss thwarted their chances to move closer to a Wild Card spot. They really can’t afford to lose at this point.

So while they’re in Seattle for the series starting tonight and I’m fast asleep, I hope they’re pummeling the Mariners.

Filed Under: Confessions of a She-Fan Tagged With: Aaron Judge, Angels, Baby Bombers, Chad Green, Gary Sanchez, Luis Cessa, Ronald Torreyes, Yankees

Baby Bombers Still Exciting in Series Loss

August 17, 2016

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Well, Gary Sanchez was exciting. The problem was CC in today’s finale against the Jays; he got clobbered and the Yankees ended up losing two of three. I must admit I was hoping the momentum of having all the kids up at the major league level would give the team a boost, but the lack of consistent pitching and timely hitting is still a problem.

This is the tough part of being in a rebuilding phase. You have to deal with the reality that the team isn’t a juggernaut just yet. There are too many missing pieces – pieces Cashman will need to address in the off-season. McCann seems to be on the bubble and I wouldn’t be surprised to see him leave. Headley made another error today (he’s having an Eduardo Scissorhands kind of year), so I’d love an upgrade at third. And I know it’s sacrilegious to say this but is Brett Gardner pulling his weight these days? Not so sure.

Anyway, it’s on to Anaheim for a series against the Angels. May the rally monkey be on vacation.

Filed Under: Confessions of a She-Fan Tagged With: Angels, Blue Jays, Brian McCann, Gary Sanchez, Yankees

Four-Game Sweep!

June 9, 2016

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I know the Angels are a bad team, but it was no small thing that the Yankees won all four games against them at the Stadium, bringing them to .500. Which leads me to ask: What in the world would we do without Carlos Beltran?

Beltran has been such a consistent hitter since the season started, and he continued his hot hitting during the Angels series. He’s certainly making a case for the Hall of Fame as well as for not retiring. The Yankees aren’t likely to sign him – they already have a DH for next year: A-Rod – but someone will.

The series also marked the debut of Chris Parmelee, the latest minor leaguer brought up to play first base in place of the injured Teixeira/Bird/Ackley. Parmelee was an offensive star for a couple of nights, then fell victim to the first base curse and pulled a hamstring in tonight’s finale. Tough luck for him. I wonder if we could get Tino to come back and play first for us. Short of that, the job is Rob Refsnyder’s.

The good news is that the offense and pitching are coming together. Now I’d like to see wins against real contenders. Meanwhile, the Yanks are headed in the right direction, and I haven’t been able to say that in awhile.

Filed Under: Confessions of a She-Fan Tagged With: Angels, Carlos Beltran, Chris Parmelee, Yankees

He Doesn’t Look Like a Heavyweight But….

July 2, 2015

Photo: Elsa/Getty Images North America
Photo: Elsa/Getty Images North America

Chasen Shreve (gotta love some of these names) is becoming one in New York. A string bean-sized reliever, Shreve has gone from a nobody in the minors to Girardi’s go-to guy in the pen delivering time after time. Last night in Anaheim, he took care of a bases-loaded threat with relative ease and allowed the Yankees to go on to victory in the series finale against the Angels. Also remarkable is the fact that they had an awful road trip but still managed to come out of it in second place in the division. Teams are bunched together and it’ll be interesting to see which one breaks out of the pack at the end. One minute the Rays are on top, the O’s the next. I wouldn’t be surprised if Toronto, with their crazy-good hitters, also sees first place at some point. With all the jockeying for position, the Yanks have a real shot to end up on top.

If they do get into the playoffs, will fans embrace them then? What’s been startling about this team is how apathetic people are toward them, myself included. I’ve admitted it from the beginning of the season. The fact that none of the players was voted onto the All-Star team speaks volumes, along with the low ratings on YES and the lackluster attendance at the Stadium. No charisma on the part of the players, some say. No stars now that Jeter’s gone, others speculate. Too old, a lot of people are saying. They don’t play fun, someone wrote on Twitter the other day.

They don’t play fun. I thought about this one. Maybe when Ellsbury comes back and starts scampering around the bases, igniting Gardner along with him, they’ll play fun. Maybe when Andrew Miller comes back and starts firing fastballs at hitters again, they’ll play fun. And maybe if A-Rod goes on a tear and hits A-Bomb after A-Bomb, they’ll play fun. I don’t know. It just seems that no one is jumping up and down to see Carlos Beltran, Chase Headley, Didi Gregorious, Brian McCann and Stephen Drew. It’s a shame. I wonder what Hal is planning to do about it all. Some have suggested that Hank should get back into the mix because he says and does provocative, attention-getting things. What we need isn’t a clown though. We need a bright and shining young star (read: Mike Trout).

Filed Under: Confessions of a She-Fan Tagged With: Angels, Chasen Shreve, Mike Trout, Yankees

Another This…Against the Angels Yet

June 7, 2015

Broom_icon.svg[4]Boy, do I remember dreading whenever we’d play the Angels. They used to do bad things to the Yankees. We’d spazz out on defense. We’d pitch badly. We’d be limp with the bats.

No more.

This weekend’s series was a beat-down of the once formidable “Halos.” I didn’t watch every inning of every game, but I caught enough of each one to see that the Yanks were punishing their starters. Yes, they almost gave away that one game, scarily, and Betances didn’t look very Betances-ish. And while Didi continued to make errors (or maybe one error), he also made some great plays at shortstop.

But the big news is and continues to be the resurgence of power hitters A-Rod, Tex and McCann. (Having Gardner and others pop them out of the Stadium is nice too.) It’s gotten to the point where not only are all the broadcasters talking about Tex’s gluten free diet but also picking the Yankees to win what’s turning out to be a mediocre division.

It’s only June. Early June. So a lot can and will happen between now and September. But I had to laugh at myself as I listened to the Fox guys last night rhapsodizing over this team. I nodded my head as if I hadn’t been a doubter, am still a doubter, and said, “Well, maybe they’re better than I thought.”

 

Filed Under: Confessions of a She-Fan Tagged With: A-Rod, Angels, Brian McCann, gluten free diet, Mark Teixeira, Yankees

All Hail Nuno

May 7, 2014

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He doesn’t look like a pitcher. He’s sort of ungainly. And I wasn’t expecting a whole lot from him in tonight’s series finale against the Angels, but he very nearly shut them down completely. He was great – just what this team needed.

The tribute to Jeter before the game was very classy and respectful, and he seemed to enjoy it, especially the presentation of the pinstriped paddle board. I was hoping they’d do a funny scoreboard video starring the rally monkey, but it was a straightforward montage of clips – the same clips we’ll likely see at every stadium this season. It’s still hard to believe this is a farewell tour for the Captain, whether he calls it that or not. I can’t imagine the Yankees without him, but I do get that the time is right for him to walk away. I hope he puts together a group of investors and buys the Yanks someday. I loved his homer, btw.

Meanwhile, the poor Angels made a mess of the early innings tonight. It was a comedy of errors and miscues for them right from the get-go. Oh well. Not my problem. I was just glad we won. We left the bases loaded twice, but I can’t complain about nine runs.

 

Filed Under: Confessions of a She-Fan Tagged With: Angels, Derek Jeter, Vidal Nuno, Yankees

Brian!

May 6, 2014

Photo: Kim Klement/USA Today Sports
Photo: Kim Klement/USA Today Sports

He may have gray hair nowadays, but Brian Roberts proved tonight that he can still deliver in the clutch. His homer to put the Yanks ahead of the Angels was a nice surprise. Too bad Kuroda didn’t get the win, because he pitched great, and the “w” went to Shawn Kelley, who did not. Robertson got the save – I feel as if it’s been ages since I saw him on the mound – and the Yankees halted their skid. Whew. Fun game to watch except for Solarte’s adventures in the infield.

Filed Under: Confessions of a She-Fan Tagged With: Angels, Brian Roberts, Hiroki Kuroda, Yankees

What a Nightmare

May 5, 2014

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If I lived back east, I would have been thrilled to sleep through tonight’s atrocity at Angels Stadium. Instead, I had to witness Yankees’ relief pitchers walk six batters – the Angels actually batted around without a hit – and blow what had been a tense pitchers’ duel between Phelps and Weaver.

Home plate ump Laz Diaz didn’t help. With bases loaded with Yankees and nobody out, Gardner stepped in and was the beneficiary of a couple of truly bad calls. Girardi came out to argue, got tossed and hung around to have what looked like an aneurism. He and Diaz have history and Diaz has ejected him before, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen Joe go nuts like he did tonight. Sheesh.

So yeah, Diaz is a lousy ump, but that doesn’t excuse the parade of grotesqueness that was Shawn Kelley, Matt Thornton and Preston Claiborne. The game had been tied at 1-1 and what did they do? Lose the game. How do you not throw strikes? Ever?

Lost in all this was Phelps’ terrific performance. Just great. Ichiro laid down the most beautiful bunt; I hope the other players were taking notes. And Jeter’s bat had life after all, although he did hit into a double play and kill a rally.

I’ll try to swallow this bitter pill, but it’ll be hard.

 

Filed Under: Confessions of a She-Fan Tagged With: Angels, David Phelps, Joe Girardi, Laz Diaz, Yankees

So Long, Angels

April 28, 2014

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I always enjoy beating the Angels. Maybe it’s because they’ve given the Yankees so much trouble over the years when guys like Garret Anderson, Howie Kendrick and Chone Figgins drove us mad. Or maybe it’s because Mike Sciosca’s teams are supposed to be the kings of small ball and beat us with their scrappy play.

So it was especially sweet to win this weekend’s series against them, despite the addition of a healthy Pujols and his 500 home runs and despite the endless string of injuries to our players. (Solarte has a sore shoulder? Gardner has a sore foot? Billingsly, who was up in the majors for exactly five minutes, is on the DL already?)

Last night’s game was fun – tense, but fun. Everybody was saying how “off” Tanaka was. Really? I’ll take his “off” any day. True, he actually walked people and hit a batter, but how about all those strikeouts and how he never unravels? I think he’s turning into our ace, I really do, and when he pitches I have so much confidence that we’ll win the game. Of course, we couldn’t hit their flame thrower, but in the end we didn’t have to. We walked and passed-balled our way to enough runs to get it done.

And now we have the red hot Cano to look forward to. He’s been tearing it up for Seattle, so I’m sure he’ll be just as tough against the Yanks. It’ll be great to see him again, if bittersweet.

 

Filed Under: Confessions of a She-Fan Tagged With: Angels, Mariners, Masahiro Tanaka, Robinson Cano, Yankees

LOL

April 25, 2014

Tonight’s game at the Stadium against the Angels actually made me laugh. It was yet another lopsided score, this time with the Yanks being on the losing end of the reverse Janer. Nothing went right, and it wasn’t worth watching. At all. I felt sorry for the kid they brought in after Kuroda’s early departure. He took one for the team, but oh my.

“We didn’t pitch well,” Brett Gardner said. “We didn’t hit well.”

That about sums it up, Gardy. Better luck tomorrow.

Filed Under: Confessions of a She-Fan Tagged With: Angels, Brett Gardner, Hiroki Kuroda, Yankees

You Mean We Can’t Win Every Game Now?

August 15, 2013

LaughingWomanI knew the streak had to come to an end at some point, but I was hoping for a four-game sweep of the Angels. Hughes wasn’t bad at all, so that wasn’t the problem. C.J. Wilson was. He’s tough, no question, and I wish Cashman had signed him when he was a free agent. The Yanks did have scoring chances from what I saw as I watched off and on throughout the afternoon, and they did stage a ninth inning comeback. But thanks to a massive fail by Boone Logan and an out-of-nowhere offensive burst from the little known former Yankee, Chris Nelson, the deficit was too great to overcome.

Oh well. Now it’s on to Boston where it won’t get any easier. I’d say this is a do-or-die series at Fenway this weekend. If we take the series, there’s still a fighting chance for us. If we drop the series or, worse, get swept, it’ll be see you next year.

Maybe.

 

 

Filed Under: Confessions of a She-Fan Tagged With: Angels, C.J. Wilson, Phil Hughes, Red Sox, Yankees

You Mean We Can't Win Every Game Now?

August 15, 2013

LaughingWomanI knew the streak had to come to an end at some point, but I was hoping for a four-game sweep of the Angels. Hughes wasn’t bad at all, so that wasn’t the problem. C.J. Wilson was. He’s tough, no question, and I wish Cashman had signed him when he was a free agent. The Yanks did have scoring chances from what I saw as I watched off and on throughout the afternoon, and they did stage a ninth inning comeback. But thanks to a massive fail by Boone Logan and an out-of-nowhere offensive burst from the little known former Yankee, Chris Nelson, the deficit was too great to overcome.

Oh well. Now it’s on to Boston where it won’t get any easier. I’d say this is a do-or-die series at Fenway this weekend. If we take the series, there’s still a fighting chance for us. If we drop the series or, worse, get swept, it’ll be see you next year.

Maybe.

 

 

Filed Under: Confessions of a She-Fan Tagged With: Angels, C.J. Wilson, Phil Hughes, Red Sox, Yankees

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