Posts Tagged ‘Montecito’

Dinner At Lucky’s

Friday, April 6th, 2012

The above – beef stroganoff with gravy, buttered noodles and a dollop of sour cream – was one of the specials on tonight’s menu at Lucky’s, a dining spot in Montecito that’s a favorite of celebs and regular (albeit well-heeled) folks. Michael had the stroganoff and I had the halibut special, but the restaurant is best known as a steakhouse; my friend Melodie had a filet mignon and said it was delicious.

Normally, we save Lucky’s for special occasions, and tonight was no different. Melodie finished her novel and signed with a literary agent to represent her. Given how tough the book business is these days, her double accomplishment was cause for celebration and we splurged on her behalf. (Also, we were hungry and eager for a really good meal.)

What boggles my mind about Lucky’s, other than how insanely expensive the menu items are, is how crowded it is – all the time. Economic downturn? Not at Lucky’s. Foreclosures? No evidence at Lucky’s. Belt tightening? Not a chance at Lucky’s. When we showed up, the place was packed and the only table-for-four was in the bar. Which would have been fine except the noise was deafening and we had to scream at each other to be heard.

We had figured that between the first night of Passover and the start of the Easter holiday, people would be home with family. Wrong. They were all at Lucky’s – from single women looking for love and unattached men looking to score to foodies like us who oogled the couple making out at the next table while we stuffed ourselves with the tasty offerings.

Lucky’s is always a scene. It’s a lot of fun, but we won’t be back until either they lower their prices or we win the lottery or somebody else takes us there and picks up the tab.

 

 

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A New Sweet Place In Town

Sunday, March 11th, 2012

Yesterday I went to check out the opening of a shop everyone was buzzing about: Montecito Confections. Owned by a British-born pastry chef who’s famous around these parts for her gorgeous and inventive wedding and specialty cakes, the bakery moved from its previous location onto Montecito’s “main drag” (our town consists of one road, basically) and is now selling every conceivable sort of treat.

I had to stop in and at least take a look.

OMG. The aroma! I nearly passed out from the smell of freshly baking whatever!

This place sells everything from cakes and cookies to savory items like chicken pot pies and gourmet cheeses. My mistake was going there at 4:30 and not having had lunch. I was starving, in other words, so I ended up buying not only a giant double chunk chocolate chip cookie but also a couple of chocolate cream puffs and the tomato tart.

No, I didn’t buy the entire tart. The proprietress said she’d sell me a large slice. I went through the motions of letting her wrap the slice in paper and put it in a box, but the second I got outside into the car I sank my teeth into that tart and was in heaven. It had slow roasted tomatoes on top and a cheesy-pesto-garlicky filling, with the buttery-est crust I’ve ever tasted. Seriously delicious.

My problem going forward will be how to stay away from Montecito Confections. It’s a dangerous, dangerous place.

 

 

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Giving A Restaurant Another Chance

Sunday, January 22nd, 2012

Last month Michael and I went with friends to a new restaurant in town. (Actually, it was a new Montecito outpost of a restaurant that’s been in downtown Santa Barbara for awhile.) On our first visit, we’d found the Pierre Lafond Wine Bistro to be stupidly expensive for food that wasn’t all that transformative, and we vowed not to go back.

But my mother made the trip from New York to celebrate her 95th birthday and she’s here for two weeks. We’ve been out every night taking her to different restaurants (it’s a tough job, but someone’s got to do it) and tonight we broke down and said, “There’s this restaurant with tons of potential that’s got a great fireplace and really good service, and even though it wasn’t perfect when it first opened it’s worth another look.” She agreed and off we went. The result?

See that huge bone on Michael’s plate? It’s all that was left of his lamb shank, not counting the remnants of his crispy fried onion rings, and the dish was the best thing he ever ate. As he put it, “the meat was so tender I didn’t even need teeth.”

My mom and I ordered something equally amazing: butternut squash dumplings with wild rice, cauliflower and spinach in a vegetable broth. You probably have to be a veggie lover to love it as much as we did, but it was truly unique – beautifully presented and incredibly flavorful.

Not only was the food much better our second time around at Pierre Lafond Wine Bistro, but the prices weren’t as astronomical. Our waiter, a terrific guy named Ernesto who keep us up to speed on the Giants-49ers game, explained that several customers had complained that the menu was too expensive and business had suffered. So they’d taken note and were making the restaurant a bit more affordable.

I was glad to hear it. Everybody wants to see a local business survive in this economy, but survival is a two-way street. Customers will come if they don’t think they’re being ripped off.

All I know is that we came away happy with our dinners and the Giants won, and all was right with the world.

 

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The Ideal Gloves For A Cold Writer

Wednesday, November 9th, 2011

It was my friend Melodie’s birthday the other day, and we always exchange presents. She’s a mystery writer and, like me, sits at the computer all day. (Check out her web site on the links list over on the right.) The problem is that every time I shop for a gift for her, I always end up buying the same gift for myself.

It’s not birthday envy; I have little interest anymore of being another year older. And it’s not that I have to horn in on her special day. It’s just that when I find something cool at a store, which isn’t all that often, I say, “I want one of those too.” Apparently, I don’t have the self-control to say, “No, Jane. You’re just buying one for Melodie.”

So there I was at a store in Santa Barbara, browsing aimlessly, not knowing what I was looking for, when I finally told the saleswoman that I had this friend who was a writer and I didn’t want to spend a ton of money but I wanted to get her something pretty and well-made and useful.

She guided me over to a shelf full of lovely, handmade wool gloves in various colors and said, “How about a pair of these?”

I picked up the camel, sandy-colored ones and said, “They’re beautiful – so soft – but where are the fingers?”

She explained that fingerless gloves were all the rage for people who wanted to be warm in the cold weather but free to dial their iPhones and BlackBerries, maneuver while holding their car keys, etc. And then she said, “They’re perfect for someone who uses a computer keypad.”

Bingo. I tried on the gloves, wiggled my fingers around and thought I had hit on a miracle. My hands are often cold when I’m working. Yes, I live in California, but I’m way up in the hills where the temperature dips in the winter. How exciting to have gloves that would allow me to type but keep the rest of my hands nice and toasty.

“I’ll take them,” I said. “I mean I’ll take two pairs. Same color.”

Melodie loved hers. And I’m wearing mine right now. So it’s kind of my birthday too, even though it isn’t.

 

 

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Kim Kardashian Got Married And I Missed It

Monday, August 22nd, 2011

Photo: Pascalle Le Segretain/Getty Images

I left town and the Kardashians took over Montecito. Or so I read. Since I don’t follow the K Girls, I didn’t exactly expect to be invited to the wedding. But I cracked up when I heard Kim got married in my ‘hood. Even funnier was the fact that the “cranky neighbors” made them shut down the music at midnight. As per Us Magazine:

The biggest wedding of the summer got shut down early!

After Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries became man and wife Saturday at an estate in Montecito, Calif., it was time to party and dance to tunes spun by DJ Cassidy — but the super-lavish bash wound up earlier than expected, thanks to some cranky neighbors.

“They had to shut down the music early,” a source tells Us Weekly, explaining that some locals had complained about the noise. Even Kim’s brassy sister Khloe couldn’t fix the situation. “She was talking to security guards — her friend’s family knows the mayor of Montecito and they tried even to get in touch with him. Everyone in the neighborhood knew this wedding was happening. Just let them have their fun!”

Never mind that I would have been one of the cranky neighbors, since I hate loud music that intrudes on my beauty sleep. Someone needs to tell Khloe Kardashian that there IS no mayor of Montecito. It’s an unincorporated community in Santa Barbara County. No mayor. No dog catcher. Just Oprah. Maybe Khloe should have called her.

 

 

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John Edwards And The Santa Barbara Connection

Sunday, June 5th, 2011

Somehow, it always comes back to Santa Barbara. For a small town, it sure draws scandals and tumult. We had Randy Quaid and his wife, who were not only arrested for skipping out on a $10,000 hotel bill but taken into custody after squatting at a house that didn’t belong to them. We had Jimmy Connors assault somebody during a local sporting event. We had Heather Locklear picked up for driving erratically and under the influence.

And now we have the John Edwards trial. It turns out that Rielle Hunter used to rent in our cozy neck of the woods, which is why she had her baby at Santa Barbara Cottage Hospital and why Edwards’ people leased a house for her and the baby so they could stay out of the limelight.

The Santa Barbara Independent ties up everything in this article.

Ennisbrook, the gated community mentioned in the article, is full of houses like this.

Why Rielle and her infant needed such a grand manse is beyond me. Ennisbrook is literally down the road from where I live and there are plenty of smaller, less conspicuous places where they could have been stashed. But I guess somebody from Edwards’ campaign knew the developer or builder or whatever?

The whole thing makes me sad. I thought John Edwards was a worthy candidate before this mess. Duped again.

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