Posts Tagged ‘Diane Keaton’

Movie Night: “Darling Companion”

Friday, January 27th, 2012

Last night was Opening Night at the Santa Barbara Film Festival, an annual 10-day event that I really look forward to. What could be bad about movies, movies and more movies, many of them making their worldwide debuts right here in my hometown?

This year’s kick-off film was the worldwide debut of “Darling Companion,” the latest from director Lawrence Kasdan (“Body Heat,” “The Big Chill,” “Grand Canyon”) starring Diane Keaton, Kevin Kline, Diane Wiest, Richard Jenkins and Sam Shepard. Michael and I headed over to the historic, 2,000-seat Arlington Theater as the crowds gathered to watch celebrities arrive on the red carpet.

Once inside, Kasdan took the stage, thanked us for coming and introduced those who were instrumental in making the film – from his wife and co-screenwriter to his producers to his stars, including Keaton and Kline, who got a huge response from the crowd.  I was totally stoked to see the movie, not only because I loved Kasdan’s previous movies and absolutely adore Diane Keaton, but because the story was about a married couple in their 60s having sort of a mid-life crisis. Set against the scenic beauty of the Colorado mountains, the story finds Keaton’s character depressed about the fact that her two daughters are leaving the nest and that her husband (Kline) is a self-involved surgeon who cares more about his patients than his family. Enter a cute dog she finds along the freeway, brings home and becomes attached to. When the couple takes the dog, which Keaton has named “Freeway,” to their summer vacation home for a weekend and Kline, busy on his cell phone, lets him run away during a walk, trouble ensues.

God, how I wanted to love this movie. But it’s so slight and full of trite dialogue and the actors really aren’t given much to do – they play symbols of people, not real people. And then there’s the sappiness factor. While Keaton and Kline get lost searching for the dog, they “rediscover” how much they love each other. Yeah, sure. Like putting back her husband’s dislocated shoulder is really going to fix all their problems. Please.

And the dog? He isn’t even in the movie much, since it’s about searching for him after he goes missing.

I loved last year’s Opening Night film, “Sarah’s Key,” but this year’s landed with a thud. Sadly.

 

 

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So Much For The Oscars

Sunday, February 27th, 2011

What a coma-inducing show that was.

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I was briefly hopeful at the very beginning when Hathaway and Franco were digitally inserted into the Best Picture nominated films, but I knew soon enough that I and the rest of the viewing audience were in for a looooong night. Were the dresses pretty? They were gorgeous. Were there any surprises in terms of the awards themselves? Not a one. Did everybody behave? Sure, except for Melissa Leo’s F-bomb. This is what you get when you don’t hire comedians to host the Oscars: a boring, boring broadcast. You want funny? Get funny people as your MC’s.

Herewith some other suggestions:

  • Don’t bother telling the winners not to thank everyone. They will anyway. They can’t help themselves.
  • Don’t try to make the show shorter by cutting the stuff we actually enjoyed – like the clips of previous winners.
  • When you do the “dead people montage,” let the audience clap if they want to.
  • If you’re going to bring back Billy Crystal, have him hang around for more than 10 seconds.
  • Persuade Sandra Bullock to present more than one award; she’s entertaining.
  • Ditto: Tom Hanks.
  • Where were Meryl Streep and Diane Keaton, not to mention the others on my “women of a certain age” list?
  • Find a new writer for the show – someone who can actually write jokes.

    Michael said after the final award was given out, “That’s it. I’m never watching the Oscars again. It was such a waste of four hours.”

    He says that every year, but this time I can hardly blame him.

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    Oscar Countdown Part 3

    Wednesday, February 23rd, 2011

    While I’m on the subject, I’ll just take a minute to say: I DON’T WANT TO SEE KIM KARDASHIAN OR SNOOKI OR ANY OTHER NON-MOVIE-STAR AS A PRESENTER ON SUNDAY NIGHT!

    Let me go one more step if I may. (Oh, wait. It’s my blog. I may if I feel like it.) I DON’T WANT TO SEE ONLY YOUNG MOVIE STARS ON THAT STAGE!

    My point is that I’d rather not be watching the show and going, “Who’s that?” I want to see actors and, particularly actresses (actors are allowed to get old in Hollywood so they aren’t hidden in the closet), whose work I’ve enjoyed but who aren’t making movies much anymore.

    For instance…

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    Sure, Jessica has a bit of that cat eye thing going on from too much surgery or Botox or whatever, but it’s not as bad as Faye Dunaway’s cat eye thing and Jessica is someone I’ve loved in movies, so bring her on.

    Here’s another example…

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    Enough with Kate. It’s her mother I watched in “Private Benjamin” and “Overboard” and “The First Wives Club,” so bring her on.

    And how about…

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    She does have a couple of new movies coming out, but she was an icon back in the day (“Coming Home,” “Klute”), so bring her on.

    I’m not mentioning Diane Keaton, Susan Sarandon and Meryl Streep because they’ll be up there; they seem to be the only women of a certain age who are still considered bankable. Maybe the Academy producers will surprise me and deviate from the parade of Halle, Nicole, Sandra and Julia. I hope so anyway.

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