I left town and the Kardashians took over Montecito. Or so I read. Since I don’t follow the K Girls, I didn’t exactly expect to be invited to the wedding. But I cracked up when I heard Kim got married in my ‘hood. Even funnier was the fact that the “cranky neighbors” made them shut down the music at midnight. As per Us Magazine:
The biggest wedding of the summer got shut down early!
After Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries became man and wife Saturday at an estate in Montecito, Calif., it was time to party and dance to tunes spun by DJ Cassidy — but the super-lavish bash wound up earlier than expected, thanks to some cranky neighbors.
“They had to shut down the music early,” a source tells Us Weekly, explaining that some locals had complained about the noise. Even Kim’s brassy sister Khloe couldn’t fix the situation. “She was talking to security guards — her friend’s family knows the mayor of Montecito and they tried even to get in touch with him. Everyone in the neighborhood knew this wedding was happening. Just let them have their fun!”
Never mind that I would have been one of the cranky neighbors, since I hate loud music that intrudes on my beauty sleep. Someone needs to tell Khloe Kardashian that there IS no mayor of Montecito. It’s an unincorporated community in Santa Barbara County. No mayor. No dog catcher. Just Oprah. Maybe Khloe should have called her.