No, I’m not about to go all political and start debating the merits of using force in Libya.
Instead, I’m wondering who makes up the names for our military missions. I mean seriously. Operation Odyssey Dawn? Here’s what that sounds like to me:
- A four-door sedan from Honda.
- A fragrance from Kristen Stewart.
- A techno-dance band.
- A teenage girl who lives in the Valley.
- A feminine hygiene product.
- A dishwasher soap.
Maybe I’m crazy and it’s the perfect name for firing missiles at people. I just don’t see it.
Okay, #2 is my favorite! But it could also be a stripper’s stage name or the title of a new Jean M Auel book if she took on the Trojan War.
A new Jean Auel book. Why didn’t I think of that, Kristen! LOL. Pure genius.